Well, you know what they say, third ‘hello”s a charm, right?

Some outfit fetishes are just TOO CRAY!!

And finally, my personal favourite…

Me, a model?

Thanks to the people sending in Grindr snapshots.

If you have a funny Grindr conversation, email it to: contact@cocktailsandcocktalk.com.fixed-staging.co.uk and I’ll feature it on the site.