Fagony Aunt

Fagony Aunt Serves Kim K On North West & NYFW Drama

Dear Fagony Aunt, Look, I really can’t understand why everybody wants to talk about me and my child at my…

CocktailsCocktalk February 16, 2015

Hey Fagony Aunt, Firstly, can I just state that I actually find your name really offensive, because it has the…

CocktailsCocktalk February 5, 2015

Fagony Aunt, I’m sure you’ve seen the recent revelations my bitter ex Katie Price has been making on Celebrity Big…

CocktailsCocktalk January 21, 2015

Yo Fagony Aunt, Sup. Obviously, you seen me as the new face of Calvin Klein, right? The world going crazy…

CocktailsCocktalk January 8, 2015

Dear Fagony Aunt, I’m writing to you because my husband has been involved in a scandal recently and I’m being…

CocktailsCocktalk September 2, 2014

Dear Fagony Aunt, I recently got into a spot of trouble while on holiday in Magaluf. I’ve got quite straight-laced…

CocktailsCocktalk July 5, 2014

Dear Fagony Aunt, Can’t believe I’ve just been dropped from my label init. They’ve been saying shit about my songs.…

CocktailsCocktalk April 10, 2014

Dear Fagony Aunt, As I’m sure you know I’m on the cover of this month’s Vogue. I really don’t understand…

CocktailsCocktalk March 22, 2014

Dear Fagony Aunt, As you may have read on TMZ or any other such reliable gossip site, I’ve recently become…

CocktailsCocktalk January 18, 2014

Dear Fagony Aunt, They’ve only gone and fuckin’ charged me for supplying drugs. I thought a drugs wrap was supposed…

CocktailsCocktalk December 12, 2013